**Doors at 7:30, Show at 8:30**
$10 in advance, $15 at the door
Let us gather together at Smut Slam DC to honor the beloved holiday known as “National Chocolate Is 50% Off Day”. We survived the annual onslaught of overpriced flowers, overbooked restaurants, and the couple-centric bullying of twee jewelry franchises, so let’s raise a toast to the simpler joys of talkin’ dirty to a roomful of friends and friends-to-be.
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page at http://dc.smutslam.com/rules/)
This month, our theme is “Report In!” We want to hear about your Valentine’s Day trysts past or present, adventures and Assacres alike. Talk about your Tinder hookups, your solo sexcapades, your lush getaways, your long-distance lovin’. We’ll groan and awww together and we’ll all feel super understood and loved. Make a card for THAT, Hallmark.
Your femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who believe that love means never having to say you’re sorry for vicariously enjoying other people’s sex lives.
As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors.
