You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to Town (Tavern that is)!
And we’re going to roast the holly out of him.
Santa’s been controlling the presents and lying to us all for too long, and it’s time the old man gets it. You’ll get to see Macaulay Culkin, Jesus, Krampus, Vommette (the drunk reindeer), the Virgin Mary, and Elf Bernie Sanders burn Santa so hard it melts the North Pole.
Oh yeah, and there’s an OPEN BAR.
Saturday, December 15th at Town Tavern, the Roast of Santa Claus is on. And these jokes’ll sleigh.