The Santa Claus Roast

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The Santa Claus Roast

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to Town (Tavern that is)!

And we’re going to roast the holly out of him.


Santa’s been controlling the presents and lying to us all for too long, and it’s time the old man gets it. You’ll get to see Macaulay Culkin, Jesus, Krampus, Vommette (the drunk reindeer), the Virgin Mary, and Elf Bernie Sanders burn Santa so hard it melts the North Pole.


Oh yeah, and there’s an OPEN BAR.


Saturday, December 15th at Town Tavern, the Roast of Santa Claus is on. And these jokes’ll sleigh.

December 15 2018


Date: December 15, 2018
Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Cost: 15 – 25
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Town Tavern DC

2323 18th St. NW
Washington, IL 20009 United States

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Capital Laughs
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